I’m deleting my Tumblr.

The real world suits me just fine.

ya know that type of song that comes out once in a blue moon that EVERYONE can listen to and LOVE together? here’s one. 

That’s an asshole up there, kids.

That’s an asshole up there, kids.

I salute to no makeup and my Dad’s shirt from High School lasting this long.

I salute to no makeup and my Dad’s shirt from High School lasting this long.

I sleep better naked.

..I shouldn’t have to explain this to the flight attendants.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 bananas and

no one asks what’s wrong with you.

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Emma Watson for Seventeen (iPad Version)

Emma Watson for Seventeen (iPad Version)

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❒Single ❒Taken √ Dick too big, might kill somebody.

I just died.

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